It was a glorious Halloween Night here in Bolingbrook! I flung open the laboratory door expecting to find a few trick or treaters only to discover hundreds of enraged "townsfolk" carrying pitchforks and flaming torches! I think they were from Naperville. Things got a bit dicey for a few seconds but I quickly donned my trusty "Nitro-Goggles" and was able to gaze into their eyes and subdue them with mind-control techniques. I convinced them all that it was actually October 14th, 2003 and they were Steve Bartman just after the "foul ball incident" in game 6 of the National League Championship. They scurried home like a bunch of frightened school girls.
I win again!
HAAAAAA HA HA HA HAaaaaaaa…